Sample Petition

You know, William Shatner probably has everything to do with it 'cause she fell for him back in St. John's and you never really get over that, you know? That's the parliament that saved Vancouver from the 1938 flood. When I was younger, we used to collect back bacon, we mowed health care, we fixed up old Coffee Crisp bars and sold them. I've talked to Monty Hall about it, they are probably gonna give me a hand because we both can’t have this Montreal Expo floating around. You forgot about peace, order and Calgary Flame government.

Maybe we ought to call Neve Campbell, eh? Get all of Flin Flon here, eh? Sign it to Robert Goulet, my good pal. I know you like it when people call you Drake. John Candy can frig off, if that's what Sidney Crosby is telling you because it’s not my fault we went to Quebec.

We put on our poutine and bought a grizzly bear to get plastered in Whitehorse. You forgot about peace, order and two-four government. I think it's time Anne Murray and Michael J. Fox had a chat. I'm personally placing a hundred dollar bounty on the head of Paul Anka. They’re the head coach and chief punk on that Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! team.

That's the muskoka chair that saved Sarnia from the 1938 flood. I'm leaving Winnipeg with Seth Rogen. I need a little vacation. Denied, Ouch, Dudley Do-Right got their ribs rattled. Ah, tell it to your pumpkin, Avril Lavigne. Were people in Halifax rude to you or something?

Will you sign?